"Ralph me up! (Wiggums that is)"
"where can i get a tattoo by you!!"
I’m currently on the road and you can see my travel updates on my Instagram, but I am based out of Los Angeles. The shop is The Dolorosa Tattoo Co. in Studio City.
"Comments on Instagram: Most offensive. Creepiest. Funniest."
Most offensive: Someone called me a scratcher. Recently.
Creepiest: Two guys commenting back and forth about cutting my body parts off.
Funniest: A girl called me a fat and said my ass is made of bean burritos.
"If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?"
I’m the idiot that will hysterically laugh out lout just to make the farter super embarrassed
"I would literally die if I could just take you out to dinner one time...."
I must warn you though, I’m VERY passionate about food.
"Did you always have such clean, steady lines? I'm an apprentice and I'm just having a hard time looking into the future. Practice makes perfect I guess?"
My drawings used to look like this:
I’ve only slightly improved.
Practice makes better, not perfect.
"I can recognize your work anywhere. You're like a Picasso to me why?"
"Yea and u smell! POSER"
PS….I know where you live
"could you post a chris farley gif and then come up with a question that would suit it? I'm having trouble feeling clever."
So, do you like pizza?
"Do you think you would ever make it over to Texas to do some guest spots?"
I’d like to. My dad lives in Texas (near Austin) it’s just a matter of trying to figure out when. So for now….
"Are you single?"